So, how ya doin?

Car Batteries

Well today I went to help Timmy with his car. His battery died. I went in there with the battery and was going to act stupid. And say

Hey can I get a refill, do you just refill it with joules or calories, or does it really matter. Which would you perfer to fill it with, it sure doesn't make a difference to me. So what ever you want unless one is cheaper.

ever wonder why

have have ever wondered why we wash bath towels arent we cleaned when we get out of the shower.

I would just like to say I am right, and Tim is wrong

Toucan is spelled toucan not tucan so ha I win.

How

How do you spell toucan? The bird. Is it tocan, tucan, two can, toucan, toocan, twocan, hmmmmmm the world may never know.

I went hiking yesterday.

My bro and I were walking along and we saw an ostrich take flight. THen we saw a bear with toucan on its shoulder. It was cool.

One day.....

One day you are sitting in a car on a nice sunny day and all of a sudden the sun burns out. What do you do? How long will you live?

“You know, you look really hot. You must be the real reason for global warming.”

“You know, you look really hot. You must be the real reason for global warming.”

“Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”

"Did it hurt...when you fell to Earth from Heaven?"

Do your feet hurt,... cus you have been running through my mind all day

Here is another pick up line

My fried Paul brought it to my attention

You are in an area that says no smoking. YOu see a hottie you go over and say

Hey there is no smoking
she replies I'm not smoking
you say from my point of view you are.

I know that there are many more like that one but hey its funny

I saw a sign that said

I change this sign because my boss told me too.


Aint that hilarious